Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
Come inside to secret dog HQ
So this happened on facebook today….
Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.
people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one
"these days it’s true though!"
TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS.
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.
ok i get it theres an amazing app called featurepoints
broe: come to my wedding
It’s a metaphor, see
Love it when songs I illegally download have no bass because they’re shitty quality fucking someone spoil me buy me real music im sick of this generic shit
This is my nipple