becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

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xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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bastardlybrendan:

taskscape:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.

people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one

"these days it’s true though!"

TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS. 
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.

I have to leave in an hour and a half and holy shit what do I do

illaminati:

ok i get it theres an amazing app called featurepoints

pisssmoker:

broe: come to my wedding

me: 

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swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

Love it when songs I illegally download have no bass because they’re shitty quality fucking someone spoil me buy me real music im sick of this generic shit

no:

This is my nipple

no:

This is my nipple

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy