ignore this if its on ur dash i left already bye

ignore this if its on ur dash i left already bye

follow willow greekgosh

officialfirenation:

If you don’t have anything quirky and random x3 to say, don’t say anything at all.

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

versacemon:

blossite:

I hope someday you wake up to texts like this too

* deletes and blocks number *

versacemon:

blossite:

I hope someday you wake up to texts like this too

* deletes and blocks number *

officialfirenation:

Look at me n my friends in the woods. With guest appearances of Emily(Blonde one) and April(Black Hair) 

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

Boxers or briefs?
Anonymous

Briefs when I don’t go commando (which is most of the time)

deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

frankoceanfanclub:

The weather is so nice *sticks toe out of window*

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drake is such precious cargo i wont even entertain slander directed at the champagne papi 

Got my phone back time to fuck me